why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????
Imagine if it’s an auto correct on his phone and he didn’t realize until Dylan saw it…
AND UNTIL DYLAN POINTED IT OUT. ON TWITTER. WHEN IT’S TOO LATE.
That would make my…
"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.
Actors revisit their famous movie roles
DID YOU MISS MY DUMB RECAP COMICS AS MUCH AS I MISSED DOING THEM???
DON’T ANSWER THAT
I’m choosing to live a million lives.
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.